Bitches Bitching, you don’t have to shit on Valentine’s Day because Megan Fox isn’t your girlfriend or Justin Bieber won’t tweet you back. You probably love someone. Your mom. Your brother. Your fucking cat or dog, for Christ’s sake. Your friends! Smile, damnit! Love’s great, even if Katherine Heigl doesn’t star in a movie based off how you found it. Eat candy. Drink sugary shit. Celebrate, chill out, be happy, and stop pretending you can’t give a shit because you’re not paying attention to the people that give a shit about you. If you think no one is left, you’re blind to what is sitting right in front of you.