itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

Anonymous asked: Regarding your post about the Sprouse twins, I would assume since people are constantly taking photos of them everywhere they go, they've probably become a little paranoid with seeing people with their cameras out. I can't say that's entirely their faults, especially when they're approached by insane fans all the time.

dude of course thats why. everyones a bit of a dick. thats why i said that. when people worship their pictures, i think of those things, and how weird it is because they are just normal college kids fucking around new york.

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

jaclcfrost:

i was thinking earlier “why isn’t there an adult version of an easy bake oven” but then i realized

there is

it’s just an oven